Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Apologies in Advance

Mahatma Gandhi rarely wore shoes, and his feet were consequently calloused. He also had a strange diet that some reported gave him unpleasant breath. His many hunger strikes left him in a weakened condition. In some quarters he was known as the “super calloused fragile mystic vexed with halitosis”.

1 comment:

Joe Crow said...

Your apology, sir, is not accepted.

[gloveslap]

I demand satisfaction!

Seriously, dude, that was vile. Kudos. Well done.