Elected delegates: hand picked by campaigns and not likely to bolt.
Caucus delegates: same dif.
Superdelegates: loyal only to selves.
Metadelegates: problematize the concept of delegation asa social construct embedded in structures of power. Who is "delegating" what to whom?
Megadelegates: will change candidates for pie.
Hyperdelegates: can't hang around for second ballot.
Cryptodelegates: guys pretending to be delegates to pick up chicks and get free booze.
Paleodelegates: old people in straw hats who don't remember who they're for without a button.
Quasidelegates: Michiganders and Floridians.
Heterodelegates: pledged to the other guy.
Homodelegates: pledged to your guy.
Geodelegates: from planet earth.
Exodelegates: from elsewhere.
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