Thursday, March 13, 2008

Grover Norquist: Dumbass or Douche?

I saw Grover Norquist on The Daily Show, and here's what I learned about him. He will never, ever get it that the GOP is lying about making government smaller. He reckons that John McCain really means it this time. Who has made the federal government the biggest in their tenures? Ronald Reagan and GW Bush. Did they promise to make government smaller? Yes, they did. Who got the US into the most debt? Ronald Reagan and GW Bush. Didn't they run on fiscal responsibility? Why, yes, they did.

Why would Grover Norquist believe John McCain? There's a few possibilities. One: he's a dumbass. Two: he doesn't really believe the GOP will make for small government but he's a GOP tool whose job is to deliver the small government vote to the big government party. Three: he has looked into John McCain's reptilian eyes and been hypnotized. Four: he's a dumbass.

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