Tuesday, February 12, 2008

McCain is Debbie Downer with a Comb Over

Help with understanding how the far right feels about McCain comes from Tom Tomorrow. Via Americablog is a video explaining why the rest of us should be unhappy about a possible McCain presidency.

McCain claims to have been a foot soldier in the Reagan Revolution, whatever the hell that was, but it isn’t "morning in America" anymore as far as McCain is concerned. It’s twilight. He reminds me of my favorite character in the cartoon version of Gulliver’s Travels, the Lilliputian whose catch phrase was "We’re doomed". That’s McCain’s slogan. "We’re doomed." He needs to rally the bedwetters. His only hope is for a monstrous security failure to make more.

McCain needs a running mate that will lighten things up and add interest to his campaign. How about Lindsey Graham? He’d be the first ever closeted homosexual on a major party ticket. What better way to cancel out the Democrats’ black dude and broad advantage without actually putting up a black dude or a broad? He would be the first, wouldn’t he?

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