Monday, February 04, 2008

Economic Stimulus

The best way to stimulate the economy is to give all the economic stimulus money to me. I will spend every dime, and I know best how to spend it. I have been spending imaginary lottery winnings in my head for many years, and I have a plan to put that money to work for America. Call your Senators and Congresspersons now and urge them to adopt the Vache Folle Stimulus Package.

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