FEMA Camps

I am getting sick and tired of wingnuts' complaining about supposed "FEMA Camps". First off, they're not "camps"; they're fully equipped re-education centers with all the amenities of a regular college campus, only with better security. They have state of the art treatment facilities for all the latest mental disorders from the yet to be published DSM, such as Freeperism and Being Jonah Goldberg.