I am willing to buy up all the toxic assets held by financial institutions on the following terms:
A) The federal government has to front me the money.
B) I don't have to pay back the government until I sell the assets.
C) If I lose money on any of the assets, I don't have to pay back the difference.
D) If I make money on any of the assets, I get to keep it.
Isn't that fair for the man who is offering to save the banking industry?