I was reminded that I want a running mate. If you write me in, you might as well write in Mrs Vache Folle as Veep. She's going to be involved in everything anyway, and she is the person most likley to carry on my agenda if I die in office. Also, having her as Veep means that, even if the Constitution is not amended in time to allow me to serve for life, we will have a shot at a 16 year co-presidency, so to speak.
Of course, she will carry on the traditional duties of First Lady: hosting parties, not having sex with the president, and running some philanthropical enterprise. Mrs VF's pet cause will doubtless be pit bull related.
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