Monday, January 14, 2008

I Confess to Performance Enhancers

I'm not an athlete, but I am in competition with other people who have my same skills. I confess that I have been using perfomance enhancing substances to get an unfair advantage.

When I get respiratory infections, I take antibiotics instead of fighting off the bugs the old fashioned way. I keep my cholesterol down with Vytorin (ask your doctor if it's right for you), and I control my anxiety with Zoloft. When I experience pain, I take analgesics.

It doesn't end there. I use sunscreen to keep from getting burned, and I repel insects with a chemical ointment. I don't get enough vitamin D naturally, so I take it in pill form.

I just want to succeed so badly. Is that so wrong?

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