Dear Christofascists,

Dear "Evangelical" Leader:

Your friends might not tell you this, but I can tell you that you are embarassing yourself by acting as if your followers are going to abandon the GOP if the GOP does something you don't approve of. You've been saying this for years, and you are always bluffing.

Where are your followers going to go? To the Democrats? To Nader? To Barr? To the Taliban? Are they going to start their own Christianist Fascist Party?

Of course not. They are going to vote for the GOP because that's what you're going to tell them to do. You know it, I know it, Bob Dole knows it, the American People know it. Everybody knows it except your followers. They're your followers because they are authoritarian zombies who need you to tell them what to do. You'll stick with the GOP because politics isn't about principles for you. If it was, you'd start your own hopeless minority party and stick to your wingnut guns. It's about sucking cash from your flocks and a little taste of the power for you.

Anyway, your act is way past laughable and is getting pitiful. Somebody might just come along and steal your followers by pointing out to them the painfully obvious fact that your political clout is all smoke and mirrors.

Sincerely,

Vache Folle