New Justice A Beacon of Hope

George "Not as Bad as Pol Pot" Bush's selection of one of his cronies to the Supreme Court has given me new reason to hope that I, too, may one day fill an important position despite my lack of qualifications or ability. My dream is that an old college friend will get elected president and, because we smoked pot together, he will be moved to make me a judge or an ambassador. Heck, I could even be head of the CDC of Homeland Security. It's not as if the political appointees there do anything anyway.