Tuesday, November 18, 2008

James Hartline, False Prophet

You know how I said Newt Gingrich was Douche of the Day? Well, James Hartline is Douche of the Week!

The wildfires in California? Caused by the gays, says Hartline:

"Each time homosexual activists attempt to force their agenda on California, there have been raging, massive, incinerating fires sweeping across the California landscape…

…The more that homosexual activists press their battle in California, the more there will be great calamaties (sic) in this state."

I have a few observations. Firstly, how does Hartline know that God is punishing California because of gays? Maybe He’s punishing California because of anti-gay activities by proponents of Prop 8. Maybe James Hartline is the cause of the fires and until he is run out of town calamities will ensue.
Secondly, there are always wildfires or earthquakes or mudslides or some such things in California, so gay advocacy or anti-gay advocacy and disasters coincide only because they coincide in what we sometimes refer to as coincidence, or the act of coinciding.

Thirdly, God ordained these fires from the beginning of time, and there was nothing anyone could have done to prevent them. James Hartline is a false prophet. He does not know the Mind of God.

2 comments:

Steve Scott said...

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhm, fire season (autumn) always coincides with election season (autumn).

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhm, yep.

Burr Deming said...

It is sad to me that some of my Christian brethren, including the good reverend, see our faith as an opportunity to cast the cold eye of judgment on others.