Stalking Horse Alan Keyes

I heard that Alan Keyes has joined the fray and is running for the GOP nomination. Evidently, Keyes didn’t think the current crop of candidates was sufficiently bellicose or sufficiently devoted to curtailing liberty. My theory is that Rudy Giuliani, John McCain and Mitt Romney are paying Alan to run in order to get the “values voters” out of their hair (or scalps in the case of Rudy and John). Huckabee and Keyes can fight over every last Christianist vote, while the front runners position themselves early on as the “not crazy” candidates.