Meme of Fourz: The Mutant

Brewrunner tagged me with the Meme of Fours http://againstthestate.blogspot.com/2006/06/ive-been-tagged.html

I have already had this meme and am immune, but I reckon that a mutant form could re-infect me. Here’s the “Meme of Fourz”:

4 jobs I have pretended to have when out of town and talking to strangers:

(1) Fighter of oil fires.
(2) Paleontologist.
(3) Evolutionary psychologist.
(4) Pastor (insures a private seat on the bus).

4 movies that I wish I had never seen:

(1) You Can’t Stop the Music
(2) Caddyshack 2
(3) Jaws III in 3D
(4) Humanoids of the Deep

4 places where I lived but wish I had not:

(1) Dunbar WV
(2) Ft McClellan AL
(3) Clearwater FL
(4) Silver Spring MD

4 TV shows that I deny that I ever watched but which I actually watched regularly:

(1) Melrose Place
(2) Dallas
(3) Beauty and the Beast
(4) Gilmore Girls

4 popular TV shows that I just don’t get the appeal of:

(1) The Cosby Show
(2) Murder She Wrote
(3) Law and Order
(4) West Wing

4 godawful vacations I have endured:

(1) Club Med in Martinique.
(2) A fly infested campground in the Cascades.
(3) A cabin in Maine with feuding in-laws and their devil spawn.
(4) A Delaware Valley resort at my stepfather-in-law’s regimental reunion, also featuring feuding in-laws and their undomesticated offspring.

4 dishes that make me want to retch:

(1) Puddin’ and souse.
(2) Possum, however prepared.
(3) Tripe.
(4) Ethiopian food.

4 web sites that I avoid at all costs:

(1) WorldNetDaily.
(2) National Review Online.
(3) Red State.
(4) Little Green Footballs.

4 places where I am glad I am not:

(1) An Amway recruiting presentation.
(2) A funeral.
(3) The hospital.
(4) Kmart.

The mutant meme tags all who come upon it. There is no escape.