Some Questions for the GOP Candidates in their Next "Debate"

Do you support an immediate repeal of the 13th amendment or a phased repeal?

If you could eradicate any ethnic category in America, which category would you kill or exile?

If you could abolish the Bill of Rights but could only take away one amendment per year, which amendments would you abolish in your first term?

What is your plan for making concentration camps operate efficiently so the deficit won’t be unduly enlarged by them?

It has been said that execution by stoning is cruel but not unusual and so permitted under the constitution. Do you disagree?

What is your government continuity plan in case you are raptured while in office?

It is said by some that marriage is meant to be between a man and a woman, that woman’s sister, and the handmaidens of the first two wives. Or between a man and his half sister and her maid. Or between a man and a woman and his dead brother’s widow. What is your view of the role of the federal government in promoting such traditional marriages?

Who will be the first 10 Americans to be disappeared when you take office under your unfettered executive powers?

As commander in chief, what sort of uniform will you wear while in office? Will you have really big epaulets?