Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Best Wishes to Madame Clinton

Frankly, I don't know all that much about Hilary Clinton, and I haven't really followed her career as one of my senators. I have voted for her twice for the Senate, and I sincerely hope she does well. I have done this mainly because so many wingnut wankers like Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh hate her with such intensity that it verges on mental illness. I voted for her in 2000 because I wanted her to be around in the limelight for years annoying the wingnut wankers until their tiny heads exploded. If Hannity and Limbaugh hate her passionately, that's enough of an endorsement for me.

I would not be disappointed if she became president. Heck, whoever becomes president is going to be a jackhole anyway, so I might as well get the pleasure of knowing that the wingnuts will be going bananas. It would be really great if she were a success in the office, a real success, not just compared to the standard lowering GW Bush. If she turned out to be a great stateswoman and immensely popular champion of liberty, that would be a double boon since we'd get the great presidency and the apoplexy of Hannity and Limbaugh and their ilk. Coulter and Malkin would be silenced by their overarching rage.

Finally, the crowning touches would be the erection of a Hilary Clinton monument in the middle of the Mall even while she yet lived, the striking of coinage with her profile, and the naming of myriad buildings and bridges and roads for her.

I probably shouldn't harbor so much contempt for Hannity and the others, but, as Wm Norman Grigg aptly puts it, they are responsible for the "Hannitization of America". I reckon they have all combined to render hundreds of thousands of Americans far stupider than they started out to be. If they can be distracted by the prosperity and success of Hilary Clinton, perhaps some precious IQ points can be recovered while the Hannitizers sputter and foam at their mouths.

3 comments:

James Leroy Wilson said...

Voted for Patriot Act. Voted for Real ID. Voted for the Iraq War. Said that the Internet needs gatekeepers.

Hilary deserves the political equivalent of being beaten with a baseball bat.

Vache Folle said...

James, I don't really believe that she will achieve greatness, but it would be terrific if she were transformed into a stateswoman of merit AND pissed off the wingnuts. The wingnuts don't hate her for the reasons you cite and probably grudgingly and secretly applaud her DLC fascistic tendencies.

jomama said...

I predict that if Hill is elected she
will make Der Bosch look like Tom
Jefferson or Cindy Sheehan.

You heard it here first.