Monday, May 04, 2009


One of my work e-mail addresses is overwhelmed with spam. Hundreds of folks want to help me "Be her love general" or "get a bigger bulge so you can indulge". Others have inexpensive Viagra on offer. Others assure me that a Submariner watch will make me irresisitible. Still others claim they can make me appear to be rich to others around me, although I don't have any notion as to why I'd want to do that.

A lot of folks offer acai berries and other weight loss solutions, which I suppose I should go for before I bother with enhancing the old member. Who wants to have sex with a fat, poor looking dude with a crappy non-Submariner watch? Nobody, that's who!

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