Boycott Evil Connecticut

The Poughkeepsie mall and the Danbury mall are about the same distance from my house, and the latter is a hundred times nicer. I will not shop there, though, because I am boycotting Connecticut. I decline to visit Connecticut or buy anything from there or support the Nutmeg State with my consumer dollars until the denizens thereof repent of their evil ways. I am slapping sanctions on Connecticut because of that state’s evil fruits, the evilest of which is Joe Lieberman. I urge my fellows to follow suit and shun Connecticut until the Nutmeggers recall or otherwise stop inflicting Joe Lieberman on the world.

In fact, from now on, let Connecticut be known as the Nutbag State and its denizens Nutbaggers as long as Joe Lieberman holds an office therefrom. There is something seriously wrong with the Nutbaggers for them to have returned Lieberman to the Senate as he has no redeeming qualities. I have heard that he was not even cute when he was little.