Friday, October 16, 2009

Complaint Department

My complaints du jour:

It was still snowing this morning when I left for the office. I need to mow the yard, but it's covered in snow.

My left knee pain has returned. Now there's also something wrong with the shin bone where it joins the knee. It hurts a lot.

I still have the plantar fasciitis and heel spur in my right foot, and they hurt a lot, too.

My allergies are in full swing with mucho snot and tears and sneezing and sinus headaches behind the eye.

My left eye is jiggling off and on.

Jasper is escaping from the yard somehow, and I can't figure out how he does it. I have to catch him in the act.

I almost ran over a beaver and spilled coffee on myself.

Other than these things, I can't complain.

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