Here's my translation of some of Congresscritter Bachmann's ravings when she announced her fringe candidacy for President.
"I'm a peace through strength conservative." Translation: I aim to give the military industrial complex a blank check.
"I'm a fiscal conservative." Translation: I am insufficiently self aware to understand that this is completely inconsistent with that first thing I said.
"I'm a social conservative." Translation: I think I know better than everyone else how to live and I will use violence to impose my preferences upon society.
"I'm a Tea Party conservative." Translation: I am doubling down on my incoherence.
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