I have heard that the military is finding new recruits fatter and in worse shape than ever in history and that this has entailed expensive modifications to training. Parents of fat kids, why do you hate America? Why have you failed in your patriotic duty to produce young adults who are physically ready for combat? Shame on you.
It's too expensive to take your fat lazy kids away from you and raise them in government camps, so we should probably just have DoD take over scholastic physical education and school lunch programs. Then we can target those families which do not support the training regimen with increased surveillance and removal of the children as a last resort.
And another thing, parents. Why have so many of you failed to indoctrinate your children as to the desirability of military service? It is appalling that so many inducements must be offered to get your children to volunteer. We need for kids to see service as an honor and something that they would gladly do for free. We would be turning away volunteers if parents were doing their patriotic duty in promoting service.
Maybe we need to evaluate the tax deductions granted to parents and reserve these for parents who fulfill their patriotic obligations.
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These parents and their kids could simply be taken out by military firing squads.
it's sad how fat america is now a days. it's not the fact that they can't fight for our country that bothers me...it's the endless excuses they make and then have the audacity to complain.
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